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Drunk moose stuck in a tree

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(CNN) -- It was a dark, windy and rainy night when Per Johansson returned from work to his home in Saro just south of Gothenburg, Sweden.
"It was raining really bad. In the wind I heard something screaming with a very dark voice," Johansson told CNN. "At first I wondered if it was the crazy neighbors, but then I heard it again and went and checked. I saw something really big up in a tree in my neighbors' yard and it was a moose. It must have been drunk after eating fermented apples and as it was reaching out for more fruit it must have slipped and fallen into the tree."
Johansson called the local fire and rescue department, which responded with a fire engine and a jeep with a winch.
"We got the alarm at 9.59 p.m. on September 6 that a moose was stuck in a tree," said Anders Gardhagen, spokesman at the Gothenburg Fire and Rescue Services.
"When we arrived we used the winch to bend down the apple tree so the moose could get himself out of the tree. Once free, the moose collapsed on the ground and fell asleep. So we let him sleep it off and went back home" Gardhagen told CNN.
"Moose are attracted by the apple trees, and in the autumn when the apples have fallen off the trees we normally have at least one of these cases of intoxication. These apples, which ferment in their bellies, aren't part of their natural food, so they can get quite angry from this drunkenness," Gardhagen said.
Johansson's son, Gustav, who is about to turn 11, made sure to take lots of pictures of the ordeal.
"He is saving up to buy a PlayStation so he thought he would take pictures that he could sell," Johansson said.
CNN purchased three of Gustav's pictures.
When dawn came the day after it was freed from the tree, the moose had not yet left.
"When I went out for the newspaper it was still laying there on the ground, sleeping. By the time I left for work it was walking around the neighbor's yard on very shaky legs." Johansson said.
"Today the moose came back and walked around the yard," he added. "I think it likes it here."

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...How is this news? I mean. It's news. But why does it have to be posted on GBAtemp?

Aside from the mention of PlayStation, it has no relevance to anything.

Also, the thread name isn't descriptive of what the thread is.

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...How is this news? I mean. It's news. But why does it have to be posted on GBAtemp?

Aside from the mention of PlayStation, it has no relevance to anything.

Also, the thread name isn't descriptive of what the thread is.

Lol i thought it was gbatemp wourthy. Someone change name to drunk moose stuck in tree.
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...How is this news? I mean. It's news. But why does it have to be posted on GBAtemp?

Aside from the mention of PlayStation, it has no relevance to anything.

Also, the thread name isn't descriptive of what the thread is.

Lol i thought it was gbatemp wourthy. Someone change name to drunk moose stuck in tree.
Not really... this isn't GBAtemo wourthy.

I'm more amazed that CNN reports on dumb shit like this... Don't they have better things to do? I'd expect this from Fox news.

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This should either be in the Blog or Off-Topic sections.

I'm at least glad it didn't die there.

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I'm more amazed that CNN reports on dumb shit like this... Don't they have better things to do? I'd expect this from Fox news.
Don't see anything wrong with reporting this.

Also, I'm pretty sure you mean Faux News.

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i read this thread's title and was immediately reminded of my old blog
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lol at drunk moose
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I've seen a drunk elephant before (again from fermenting fruit) and definitely wouldn't want to be anywhere near one when they decide it's too much and collapse.

Do we get this kind of silly news reporting in the UK? If so I may start watching TV again

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(and actually stay up to date with the real news... took me three days to find out about riots going on whenever that was...)

EDIT: see's terminators post, follows link, cries from shame of owning a wii and knowing such things exist

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but does remind me of a thing play-asia used to sell years ago... must go see if they still have it so i can link it...
EDIT2: out of stock but they still have the page (possibly NSFW) Trance Vibrator for REZ
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Shush iFish, it's funny. Saw it in the paper this afternoon.
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Shush iFish, it's funny. Saw it in the paper this afternoon.
It is funny. But it isn't "news"

I'm happy it got moved. All is well

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Shush iFish, it's funny. Saw it in the paper this afternoon.
It is funny. But it isn't "news"
Yeah, it is.
define: news Noun /n(y)o?oz/
1. Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
2. New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.

Found this slightly amusing.

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Shush iFish, it's funny. Saw it in the paper this afternoon.
It is funny. But it isn't "news"
Yeah, it is.
define: news Noun /n(y)o?oz/
1. Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
2. New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.

Found this slightly amusing.

*Leaves in defeat*
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This sort of thing happens pretty often. Not only to moose, but all sorts of animals.

Of course this article isn't right for our User Submitted News section,
but it's hilariously appropriate for General Off-Topic.

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This sort of thing happens pretty often. Not only to moose, but all sorts of animals.

Of course this article isn't right for our User Submitted News section,
but it's hilariously appropriate for General Off-Topic.


It may be that i am also drunk, but that is one of the funniest things i have seen a a long time
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I shall make this better
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